Boyfriend : Please keep me in your brain, not in your heart..;)
Girlfriend : How funny, why not heart..?
.
Boyfriend : Because
.
.
.
.
Your heart is housefull and brain is empty,
more empty space means more comfort ;) :PView Full
kissing a girl on her fore head
is respect,
.
.
kissing a girl on her cheek
is care,
.
.
kissing a girl on her eyes
is care & love,
.
.
kissing a girl on her lips
is love,
.View Full
English na aane ka nuksaan.. :O
.
.
Boyfriend apni Girlfrnd se: "Darling Are U Free tonight..???
.
.
.
.
.
.
GF:" Haramkhor! Free ke bacche
Aaj se pehle kabhi paise liye hai tujhse... ??? :D :PView Full
A GIRLFRIEND msgd her boyfriend (PAPPU) at 7am :
.
.
If u r sleeping send me UR #Dreams,
If u r crying send me UR #Tears,
If u r laughing send me UR #Smiles"
.
.
.
.View Full
Shadi Ke Baad Pati Ne Pucha:
Tumhare Shadi Se Pehle Kitne Boyfriend The?
.
Wife Ne 1 Lifafa Dia,
Jisme Chawal Ke Kuch Dane Aur 200Rs. The
.
Pati : Ye Kya?
Wife : Mai Jab Bhi Boyfriend Banati ThiView Full
Pappu: Pichhle Hafte Meri Aur Meri
GirlFriend Ki Ladai Ho Gayi Thi
Aur Ham Alag Ho Gaye
.
Golu: Phir?
Pappu: Usne Mujhe Chidhane Ke Liye
Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke
Mujhe Bhej Di :(
.View Full
Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath
Ek Ladki Baithi hui thi
.
.
Coolie Ne Puchha:- Madam..
Coolie Chahiye....?
.
.
.
Ladki - Nahi Mera Boyfriend Hai Mere SathView Full
Kisi Ko fate kapdo aur tooti chappal
mein dekh kar
Bhikhari mat samjho....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ho Sakta hai wo KiSi KA
#BOYFRIEND HO.....!!!! :D :PView Full